[With delicious blue popsicle in hand, T walks into the office, where A is sitting doing boringboringofficeworkblaaah.]
A: You have a popsicle?!!?! You’ve been holding out! Gimme!
T: No, no – wait, wait. I want you to know that I was looking around in the freezer and found this popsicle buried under a bunch of fruit. I admit, I did think about hiding it for myself but I-
A: You wang!
T: BUT!.. I wanted to be a good husband so I am giving it to you. See, I am awesome. Remember that.
[A grabs popsicle.]
A: Nomnomnom.
[T folds arms, watches devourment of said popsicle.]
A: Nomnomnom.
[T continues to watch. Finally, rolls eyes and walks away.]
A: [with popsicle stuffed in mouth] Thrank you, Schweetie! Nomnomnom.
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